February 29, 2000

I wasn't going to do an entry today, but it's an extra day. I feel like I should be allowed to just do whatever I want today, because it's an extra day. Then again, I get to mostly do what I want every day, so what's the difference?

Do you guys get the Onion Radio News? One of our local stations carries it (I'm assuming it's syndicated) and it cracks me up. It's just a two or three minute little faux-news story from the people who bring you The Onion. They are funny. Hey, I just found this page that tells you if any of your local stations carry it.

I have to make a comment about wrestling, so if you hate it, just skip this paragraph. Last night on RAW, Mae Young went into labor and ended up giving birth to a hand. Okay, so she's like 80 years old. And the whole storyline was so misogynist, it hurt. But why did she give birth to a hand? I don't get it. Am I missing a really obvious joke here? Why was it just a hand? Was it because she was only a few weeks pregnant? I am really confused. Help me out here.

Okay, you can come back now. I want to say that normally I don't think my writing is all that. I think it's passable. But let me tell you, I have been kicking ass on my Party of Five recaps for Mighty Big TV. They are hilarious. It's not just me. Other people have told me so. I'm not one to brag normally. I just wanted to let you know.

And finally, it's the return of the search phrases. These are words or phrases that someone typed into a search engine somewhere and ended up at my site. Enjoy. In some cases, I have offered explanation of why they ended up at my site.

"slipper fetish": I used this as a title for one of my entries. I've got to think that the person who ended up here was disappointed.

"rob lowe having sex": not sure about this one. I don't remember discussing this subject.

"i hate perl": I do remember talking about this one back when I was doing my internship last summer. I still hate Perl.

"Ed Lover dance": No explanation needed.

"inflamed taste buds": Ew! I don't want to know what the person thought when they ended up here though.

"johnny cash flipping bird": I am still looking for this picture as a poster. Anyone?

"pictures of Ramen noodles": Why would you want pictures of Ramen noodles?

"shot in the butt": Huh?

"things that annoy people": Was this person looking for things to annoy people so they could avoid them, or in order to do more of them?

"funny recommendations": Was this person looking for recommendations of things that are funny, or recommendations written in a funny style? Either way, I hope this person found something.

Warning: These links will open a new browser window. Previous days' links are archived.

You know what I've been wondering? What Flavor Flav thinks about the Amadou Diallo verdict.

Wired discusses the trend of serializing novels online.

ECW wrestlers will be trashing Funcoland stores across the country to promote their new video game. I would like to trash Funcoland. We used to go to the one in Ann Arbor, and it sucked. I hated it. I refused to go.

A review of ER's new faces. Look at Luka. Seriously, how hot is he? That is criminal.

I'm guessing this won't last long. Watch the Simpsons episodes online. [via Bird on a Wire]

I just want to say that Melty is the coolest site. I so dig the draggable pals. I have been to this site a ton of times before, but I keep forgetting to link to it. Anyone want to buy me a shirt or something? I wish my site looked like this.

So I'm 28% bitch. I gotta work on getting bitchier, I think.