No, that's not me to the left. That's Mini-Me. Get it? Lil' Kim? Aw,forget it. Anyway, what balls this woman has. This is what she wore to the MTV Music Video Awards, which I have reviewed/summarized for you. Enjoy.

Well, as far as I can tell, the world didn't end yesterday. So that's exciting. I tried to fix what was wrong with the website for my internship, but was unable to do so. If anyone knows anything about Perl and CGI, and wants to hook a sister up, e-mail me. I have tried everything I know, and nothing is working. I'm waiting on a call from their web host, to see if perhaps something has changed on their end. They were supposed to call anytime after 9 a.m., so I got up early and everything, and no call. That's OK because I got to catch some of Howard Stern's live broadcast from the Music Video Awards, and that was amusing. But I wish they would call. If I don't hear from them in the next hour, I'll try calling them but I don't know how much it will help.

My upstairs neighbor/landlord's kid is home today. He's 2. Normally, he is gone during the day but he's around for some reason. So far, he has spent much of the morning running back and forth. Back and forth. Then he dropped an anvil, I guess, because it was really loud. But he either left, or is taking a nap because all is quiet. I'm remembering why it's always better to live on the top floor of an apartment building. I don't blame the kid or his parents - I mean, kids are noisy. I'd rather have him running around than like, locked in the basement.

Speaking of kids, why is every journaller getting knocked up? I hope it's not contagious. There's Rob's wife, Diane and Heather. Not to mention the many who are trying to have a baby. Baby fever, I tell you! Congrats to them.

I have nothing else to say. Well, I have work to do, and I'm sure you do as well. TGIF and all that. Have a great weekend and I'll see you on Monday.

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Handmade signs guaranteed to get you on the Today Show.

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The Dreamcast is out.